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"You didn't answer my question."
"You're right. I didn't."
-- Catherine Willows and Gil Grissom (Gentle, Gentle)
"Hey, remember about three months ago I applied to the American Academy meeting in Chicago? Well, the deadline for
your approval is end of shift today."
"It's not a problem."
"There's important papers to be presented ..."
"You don't have to explain -- Consider it done."
"Thank you."
-- Catherine Willows and Gil Grissom (Sounds of Silence)
"Sorry. I was thinking."
"About what it's like to be deaf?"
"About what it's like to hear."
-- Gil Grissom and Catherine Willows (Sounds of Silence)
"You missed the deadline. No Chicago for me."
"Oh, Catherine ..."
"This is the one meeting I needed to attend. I don't always want to be second banana. I can probably do your job.
I know that I can do Ecklie's."
"I forgot. I'm so sorry."
"Make sure to submit the paperwork by the end of the day."
"I thought you said that it was too late."
"Well, I knew you'd forget so I upped the deadline -- gave you a buffer. Don't forget again."
-- Catherine Willows and Gil Grissom (Sounds of Silence)
"A six-year-old girl died on a ride at the carnival over on Washington. The paperwork's on your desk."
"Did you straighten up my office while you were in there?"
-- Catherine Willows and Gil Grissom (Justice is Served)
"I forgot."
"Well, maybe we should be evaluating you."
-- Gil Grissom and Catherine Willows (Evaluation Day)
"I'll meet you at the autopsy. 'Head'-topsy."
-- Catherine Willows to Gil Grissom (Evaluation Day)
"Definitely a crime of passion."
"You think a female could do this?"
"I could have."
"Scared of you."
-- Catherine Willows and Gil Grissom (Evaluation Day)
"By the way, what about my evaluation?"
"Keep up the good work, Catherine."
-- Catherine Willows and Gil Grissom (Evaluation Day)
"Victor DaSilva's entire house was covered in plastic. He was having it painted."
"Really? Who's the painter?"
"Nobody famous."
"Yet."
-- Gil Grissom and Catherine Willows (Evaluation Day)
"Okay, let's get right to it. What's your shoe size?"
"Why?"
"I have a shoe fetish. I love feet."
-- Catherine Willows, Trent Calloway and Gil Grissom (Evaluation Day)
"Well, look for prints."
"Don't bother. There aren't any. Just like the last time. The guy's Mr. Clean."
-- Gil Grissom and Catherine Willows (The Strip Strangler)
"All of which I'm sure you'll share with the FBI."
"I'm sure."
-- Catherine Willows and Gil Grissom (The Strip Strangler)
"Hey ... is it so bad to avail our lab to the resources of the federal government?"
"You've been to talking to our Sheriff."
"I've been listening to our Sheriff. He says that you won't."
"Yeah, yeah, I know. And if I don't shape up he going to have Ecklie take over the case."
"Well, no. He preferred someone from night shift and it may be more than just this case."
"Ah. Now that the trees are gone, I can almost see the forest."
"Gil ... learn to be more politic."
-- Catherine Willows and Gil Grissom (The Strip Strangler)
"Did you come here to tell me about your new job?"
"I told the Sheriff I'd pass."
"You don't want to be a Supervisor?"
"Well, if I get a promotion, I want it to be on merit ... not because you're politically tone-deaf."
-- Gil Grissom and Catherine Willows (The Strip Strangler)
"So, our guys are outside in their Tahoes. If you're a civilian, we are. Except we are putting in for overtime."
-- Catherine Willows to Gil Grissom (The Strip Strangler)
"Okay. You buy this cult thing?"
"You mean the blood swirls next to the father's body in the boys' room? I studied pictures of the Manson murders.
This isn't butter, it's imitation."
-- Gil Grissom and Catherine Willows (Blood Drops)
"I'm gonna go out here on a limb here and say they're hiding something."
"Then we get to play hide 'n seek."
-- Catherine Willows and Gil Grissom (Unfriendly Skies)
"... I need their shoes."
"Why are you telling me?"
"Cause you're the people person, right."
"Well, why don't you tell them that. They're not giving me bubkiss."
"Please."
-- Gil Grissom and Catherine Willows (Unfriendly Skies)
"Catherine, the doctor 3E."
"Single mother, what an imagination you have."
-- Gil Grissom and Catherine Willows (Unfriendly Skies)
"Hey, how's the body with the bugs?"
-- Catherine Willows to Gil Grissom (Sex, Lies and Larvae)
"You know how you're always pushing that Holy Trinity stuff?"
"Father, son and Holy Ghost?"
"Victim, suspect and crime scene."
"Oh, that one."
-- Catherine Willows and Gil Grissom (I-15 Murders)
"Well, we don't have a victim. We don't have a suspect. All we have is a crime scene. The restroom at Marty's Market.
With a message: I killed five women. So I figured there had to be four others."
"You found the other four victims?"
"No. I found the four other crime scenes."
-- Catherine Willows and Gil Grissom (I-15 Murders)
"You two ladies done talking?"
-- Catherine Willows to Jim Brass and Gil Grissom (I-15 Murders)
"'Scuse you. What's his problem?"
"Me. I guess."
-- Catherine Willows and Gil Grissom, about Nick Stokes (I-15 Murders)
"Do you ever worry that technology's going to make us obsolete?"
"No."
-- Gil Grissom and Catherine Willows (I-15 Murders)
"This one's a blonde."
"And blue."
-- Catherine Willows and Gil Grissom (I-15 Murders)
"Am I disturbing you?"
"Yeah."
"Good."
-- Catherine Willows and Gil Grissom (Fahrenheit 932)
"You didn't have to come."
"I know. I wanted to. In case you need me."
"I probably do. But this is something I'd rather do alone."
-- Catherine Willows and Gil Grissom (Cool Change)
"What kid doesn't want a party?"
"My kid."
-- Gil Grissom and Catherine Willows (Crate 'n Burial)
"I work 24/7, I have no time for my friends. My daughter rarely sees me having any fun... And all of a sudden, she
doesn't want a party."
"And that's because of you."
"Yes, I am her mother. She mimicks me."
"Well, then she'll be fine. I mean, look at you."
-- Catherine Willows and Gil Grissom (Crate 'n Burial)
"When Eddie was cheating on me, I wished someone would have said something."
"You mean me?"
"Who else?"
-- Catherine Willows and Gil Grissom (Pledging Mr. Johnson)
I should be just like you, alone in my hermetically-sealed condo, watching Discovery on the big screen. Working genius-level
crossword puzzles. No relationships. But no chance one'll slop over into a case. Right, I want to be just like you."
"Technically, it's a townhouse. And the crosswords are advanced, not genius. But you're right, I'm deficient
in a lot of ways, but I never screw up one of my cases with personal stuff."
"Grissom, what personal stuff?"
-- Catherine Willows and Gil Grissom (Pledging Mr. Johnson)
"Dr. Watson, the game is afoot."
-- Gil Grissom to Catherine Willows (Pledging Mr. Johnson)
"I think you scared him, all his hairs are standing up."
-- Gil Grissom to Catherine Willows, about his tarantula (Pledging Mr. Johnson)
"May I take your hand?"
-- Gil Grissom to Catherine Willows (Pledging Mr. Johnson)
"I come here for calamari."
"Oh, alone?"
"No, I sometimes have a beer with it."
-- Gil Grissom and Catherine Willows (Pledging Mr. Johnson)
"Would you want to know everything?"
"You're asking the wrong guy."
-- Catherine Willows and Gil Grissom (Pledging Mr. Johnson)
"It's about the evidence, Catherine. You may not like where it takes you."
-- Gil Grissom to Catherine Willows (Who Are You?)
"You so much as breathe on the evidence, it's contaminated. And I end up the bad guy."
-- Gil Grissom to Catherine Willows (Who Are You?)
"It sure seems that way."
"If only life were that simple."
-- Catherine Willows and Gil Grissom (Burked)
"Good thing or ... bad thing?"
"It's good if you're us ... Bad if you're Janine Haywood."
-- Catherine Willows and Gil Grissom (Burked)
"Is this part of the Sherlock Holmes Fan Club Kit?"
-- Catherine Willows to Gil Grissom (Burked)
"You showered."
"Thanks for noticing, Gil, you're very observant."
-- Gil Grissom and Catherine Willows (Chaos Theory)
"Yeah? Well ... I can't tell what I'm observing here. What does that look like?"
"A five-foot-eleven workaholic."
-- Gil Grissom and Catherine Willows (Chaos Theory)
"We told them what happened."
"Yeah, but we didn't give them what they needed-- some closure."
"Truth brings closure."
"Not always."
-- Gil Grissom and Catherine Willows (Chaos Theory)
"Wears her dead mother's perfume. Nice touch."
"Might be true. Scent triggers memory more acutely than any of the five senses."
"Yeah? Well, I smell a rat in the Fram family."
-- Catherine Willows and Gil Grissom (Bully for You)
"So why is he saying she did?"
"Do you ever smell a fart and end up blaming the wrong guy?"
-- Catherine Willows and Gil Grissom (Bully for You)
"You're going to be getting a call from the local papers about spa safety."
[...]
"So what am I supposed to say?"
"That it was an isolated incident ... that in no way should it be a mark against The Strip's other fine hotel-casinos."
"CSI supports Las Vegas."
"Bottom line."
-- Catherine Willows and Gil Grissom (Alter Boys)
"Question is: Why did the SUV cross the tracks?"
"To get to the other side."
-- Gil Grissom and Catherine Willows (Caged)
"This one's all yours."
"Thanks, but you got to give me some guys."
"Sara's all you get."
"All I need."
-- Gil Grissom and Catherine Willows (Caged)
"To get to the evidence, we may destroy the evidence."
"You get these haikus out of a book or do they just come to you?"
"Every time you find a body, you have to choose a path and when you take that path, Grasshopper, you risk destroying
the evidence."
-- Gil Grissom and Catherine Willows (Slaves of Las Vegas)
And you will be...?"
"I'll be with Lady Heather."
-- Catherine Willows and Gil Grissom (Slaves of Las Vegas)
"You got the yin. I've got the yang."
"Actually, I've got the yang and you've got the yin."
-- Gil Grissom and Catherine Willows (Slaves of Las Vegas)
"I just realized that you and I have a very healthy relationship."
"We do?"
"Well, when we have a problem, I don't paint Greg Sanders in latex and stick a straw up his nose."
"Good. He'd probably like it."
"Gil ... you're supposed to say something revealing back to me."
"Okay. I never told anybody this, Catherine ..."
-- Catherine Willows and Gil Grissom (Slaves of Las Vegas)
"That is not a Tijuana boob job. Those puppies are top-of-the-line."
-- Catherine Willows to Gil Grissom (Slaves of Las Vegas)
"If you're going to badger me about your crime scene location, put it in a memo."
"You don't read memos."
-- Gil Grissom and Catherine Willows (And Then There Were None)
"Do you remember Tammy Felton?"
"I always remember the ones that get away."
"She's back."
-- Catherine Willows and Gil Grissom (And Then There Were None)
"Bullets confirm the story told by the potato."
"Same gun. Two crimes. One case."
-- Gil Grissom and Catherine Willows (And Then There Were None)
"$250,000 turned a career cop bad."
"Yeah, well, he had his price."
"We all do."
-- Gil Grissom and Catherine Willows (And Then There Were None)
"You're roach racing."
"Actually, I'm giving a tutorial in preserving mass crime scenes. The sideshow is racing these guys."
"Ah."
"I mean, to have a chance to run against legendary roaches like Cocky Balboa; The Drain Lover; Priscilla, Queen
of the Gutters. It's huge."
-- Catherine Willows and Gil Grissom (Ellie)
"What do you feed those guys?"
"Dog food."
-- Catherine Willows and Gil Grissom, about Grissom's cockroaches (Ellie)
"And who's ... supervising night shift?"
"You are."
"Me? I am on the red-eye to Reno. The Braun Family is opening a new casino. I am Sam's date."
"That's tonight?"
"I told you once, memo'd you twice."
-- Catherine Willows and Gil Grissom (Ellie)
Do you have your mentholatum?"
"Why, you getting a cold?"
"No. The judge just got sloppy."
-- Gil Grissom and Catherine Willows (Identity Crisis)
"You're never going to believe who Judge Mason's fingerprints match. Judge Mason."
-- Catherine Willows to Gil Grissom (Identity Crisis)
"I don't care what the computer says, that guy is Paul Millander."
"Yeah, we know that. How do we prove it?"
-- Gil Grissom and Catherine Willows (Identity Crisis)
"So, Paul Millander killed his sister."
"It's plausible. It's not provable ... yet."
-- Catherine Willows and Gil Grissom (Identity Crisis)
"So how rich is this guy?"
"Well, he had a million dollars in his checking account."
"Who doesn't?"
-- Catherine Willows and Gil Grissom, about Roy Logan (The Finger)
"And he hasn't said a word to anyone?"
"Nope. That's why we're here."
-- Catherine Willows and Gil Grissom, about Roy Logan (The Finger)
"Didn't Shakespeare say 'let's kill all the lawyers'?"
"Yeah. Henry VI. Where is he when we need him?"
-- Catherine Willows and Gil Grissom (The Finger)
"I'm due at a nursery rhyme recital. Lindsey's going to play the girl in the moon."
"What happen to the man in the moon?"
"He got the mumps."
-- Catherine Willows and Gil Grissom (The Finger)
"Grissom. Thank god."
-- Gil Grissom, getting Catherine Willows on the phone (The Finger)
"There was a kidnapping."
"I know -- Amanda Freeman. She's dead ... and whoever touched the money probably has glow-in-the-dark paint
on their hands."
"You got my clues?"
"Yeah, nicely done. I know just about everything except ... where are you?"
-- Catherine Willows and Gil Grissom (The Finger)
Body Farm; creepy."
"A Body Farm is not creepy. It's a controlled study of situational decomposition. All in all, a very healthy
place."
"Tell that to Slim hanging from the tree."
-- Catherine Willows and Gil Grissom (Burden of Proof)
"Well, look. One of your friends."
-- Catherine Willows to Gil Grissom (Burden of Proof)
"It's a carpet beetle. It shouldn't be here."
"Vic seem more like a hardwood floors kind of guy to you?"
-- Gil Grissom and Catherine Willows (Burden of Proof)
"Aren't you coming?"
"We're excising a wound tract."
"Sounds fascinating."
"It is."
-- Catherine Willows and Gil Grissom (Burden of Proof)
"Sara's not going to be too happy with that experiment in the fridge."
"I'm putting it in the freezer."
-- Catherine Willows and Gil Grissom (Burden of Proof)
"You coming with?"
"I can't. Take Nick."
"Right. Experiment."
-- Catherine Willows and Gil Grissom (Burden of Proof)
"Did you hear the dad copped a plea on the murder and the D.A. expedited it?"
"Voluntary man, first offense. Out on bail. Free in four. No jury was going to convict a father for killing
his daughter's abuser."
-- Gil Grissom and Catherine Willows (Burden of Proof)
"Tough case, huh?"
"Just give me a straight-ahead murder any day."
"Well, you wouldn't be human if it didn't affect you."
-- Gil Grissom and Catherine Willows (Burden of Proof)
"I heard about you and ... uh ... Sara."
"Sara, you know, she gets very emotional ... "
"Are you in denial? No, that's ... no, no ... way too analytical. Wow, you got burned bad, huh? Welcome to the club.
I got third-degree burns from my marriage. Happens to everybody. Everybody just moves on."
"Good. Let's move on."
"But you have to deal with it. You have to deal with it first. You got to deal with it before it goes away. You are
the supervisor. You have responsibilities, and people are making a family around you whether you like it not, whether you
give them permission or not. We don't have to go to the Grand Tetons together, just ... every now and then you got to lift
your head up out of that microscope."
-- Catherine Willows and Gil Grissom (Burden of Proof)
"How do men live like this?"
"What's wrong with it?"
"Well, it's a cave with hardwood floors."
"It's clean. Television, couch. What else does a guy need?"
"Well, how about a plant? Anything to makes it a little more ...human."
-- Catherine Willows and Gil Grissom (Primum Non Nocere)
"It's never a good sign when the number of women a guy sleeps with is more than the number of chairs he owns."
"So, what's the ratio here?"
"Well, uh, ballparking it, I'd say ... four women to every one piece of furniture he owns including the TV."
" So... I guess our guy is about three things - pucks, bucks, and ... chicks."
-- Gil Grissom and Catherine Willows (Primum Non Nocere)
"Well, we still don't know how or why he died."
"Well, we know how he lived."
-- Gil Grissom and Catherine Willows (Primum Non Nocere)
"Newton's third law: 'For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.' Tire to rim. Rim to axle. Axle to
suspension. Suspension to frame. And the lower radius rod arm ... which connects the axle to the frame."
"Not anymore."
-- Gil Grissom and Catherine Willows (Chasing The Bus)
"Aluminum foil."
"Keeps the sunlight out."
"Keeps the eyeballs out, too."
-- Gil Grissom and Catherine Willows (Stalker)
"Pick a number between two and five and indicate it with your fingers."
"Why?"
"Please humor me."
-- Gil Grissom and Catherine Willows (Stalker)
"Now what?"
"Dinner and a movie?"
-- Catherine Willows and Gil Grissom (Stalker)
"One thing about my mother even though she was deaf, she was always the boss."
-- Gil Grissom to Catherine Willows (Cats in the Cradle)
"Male cat urine ... to us, smelly. To a female cat, it must be like aftershave."
"Me-ow."
-- Gil Grissom and Catherine Willows (Cats in the Cradle)
"You know, house cats have only been domesticated for 4,000 years. They still have predatory instincts."
"Only 4,000?"
-- Gil Grissom and Catherine Willows (Cats in the Cradle)
"Don't you have a secret to share with me now?"
"Oh, uh, Mrs. Stein? She hates cats."
-- Gil Grissom and Catherine Willows (Cats in the Cradle)
"So Greg said you guys are processing an S-Class."
"Yeah, what's left of it."
"Now, that's a crime. Oh, this would have broken my ex's heart. Every weekend the guy'd be test-driving another Mercedes.
I'd get myself all dressed up make the dealer believe we could actually afford it. Damn."
-- Catherine Willows and Gil Grissom (Anatomy of a Lye)
"Take Warrick. I don't think he's ever been to Florida."
-- Gil Grissom to Catherine Willows (Cross Jurisdictions)
"The guy has B.O.?"
"Body odor, bad breath ..."
-- Catherine Willows and Gil Grissom (Cross Jurisdictions)
"Nice tan."
-- Gil Grissom to Catherine Willows (Cross Jurisdictions)
"Nice suit."
"Yeah, well, I knew you were coming back today, so I dressed up."
"Yeah. Right."
"Really."
"What?"
"Nothing. It's just ... unusual to see you dressed like that."
"I had to go to the Chief's funeral."
"Missed me that much, huh?"
-- Catherine Willows and Gil Grissom (Cross Jurisdictions)
"Somebody wanted her dead."
"They also wanted her ugly."
-- Catherine Willows and Gil Grissom about Asleigh James (The Hunger Artist
"Enema. The secret life of women."
"Don't generalize. It's not very scientific of you."
"You're right. I'm sorry."
-- Gil Grissom and Catherine Willows (The Hunger Artist)
"Freud said that the only unusual sexual behavior was not to have any at all. After that, it was only a matter of
opportunity and preference. Some people obviously prefer the feel of fur to the texture of human skin."
"Well, I like a hairy chest, but that doesn't mean I'm going to go bop a six-foot weasel."
-- Gil Grissom and Catherine Willows (Fur and Loathing)
"Grissom! You can't possibly call that thing my office. It's a cupboard."
-- Catherine Willows to Gil Grissom (Viva Las Vegas)
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